no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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