Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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