I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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