that's an acceptable place to lick
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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