The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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