the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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