dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
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