no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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