Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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