No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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