we're blogging at a bar
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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