Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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