he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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