whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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