I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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