Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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