yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
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