worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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