I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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