return my video game
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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