i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
now i know why i became what i already was.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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