After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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