at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
it was like eating out sand paper
The best revenge is premature balding
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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