i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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