You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
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