if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Randomize
