I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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