He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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