this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
