i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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