belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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