eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
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