How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Randomize
