So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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