I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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