Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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