I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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