i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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