Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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