Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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