These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
is it fun? or sober?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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