i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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