the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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