Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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