He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
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