I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Randomize
