I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
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