Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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