i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Randomize
