Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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