I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
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