Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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