If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Randomize