Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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